I did it, folks. I finally did it. I created a blog. I have made the dreams of so many (my mother) come true. What a thrill. So, let’s get to it, people.

Are you looking for that one fitness blog to give you that final push to physical greatness? Well, keep looking, sister! Are you looking for some fashion tips sprinkled with photos of dreamy couture? Jeans are formal over here, so steer clear! Well, then, how about a few recipes? Absolutely not!

However, if you just so happen to be in the market for a self-deprecating shitstorm and her thoughts on everything from the NFL Draft to The Bachelorette, then yippee skips, you’ve found your girl.

So, fasten those proverbial seat belts, kids. Here I am, world.