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More Shit To Be Grateful For

Bye Weeks Oh, Sweet Jesus, bye weeks. In many a football season, we dread the bye week, the loss of momentum. Saturday is the best day of the week for a reason—it’s gameday. But when you’re a 2-5 team under a coach whose face induces prolonged bouts of ire and vomit, gameday takes on a… Continue reading More Shit To Be Grateful For

Aggressive Mediocrity

Seven Basic Bitch Behaviors That Must Be Stopped

1. The Mirror Selfie Repeat after me. Self-timer. Timer of self. Self-timer. I do not care what your bathroom looks like, nor do I ever care to know. If you’re gonna selfie, put in some effort. Christ. 2. The Selfie Combined with an Irrelevant Quote and/or Bible Verse Oh, does this baby get me going. You… Continue reading Seven Basic Bitch Behaviors That Must Be Stopped