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The Beauty of Not Being in Love

Let’s just dive right into it. The Holiday Season was a glorified dodgeball tournament. Target: Me. Object of Choice: Question. The inquiry, of course: “So, do you have a boyfriend?” Go back to your pumpkin pie, kids, Mama’s got this one. No, I don’t have a boyfriend. And before you say the thing about me… Continue reading The Beauty of Not Being in Love

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Seven Basic Bitch Behaviors That Must Be Stopped

1. The Mirror Selfie Repeat after me. Self-timer. Timer of self. Self-timer. I do not care what your bathroom looks like, nor do I ever care to know. If you’re gonna selfie, put in some effort. Christ. 2. The Selfie Combined with an Irrelevant Quote and/or Bible Verse Oh, does this baby get me going. You… Continue reading Seven Basic Bitch Behaviors That Must Be Stopped