Aggressive Mediocrity

Seven Basic Bitch Behaviors That Must Be Stopped

1. The Mirror Selfie Repeat after me. Self-timer. Timer of self. Self-timer. I do not care what your bathroom looks like,┬ánor do I ever care to know. If you’re gonna selfie, put in some effort. Christ. 2. The Selfie Combined with an Irrelevant Quote and/or Bible Verse Oh, does this baby get me going. You… Continue reading Seven Basic Bitch Behaviors That Must Be Stopped

Aggressive Mediocrity · Los Angeles Ludicrousness

Los Angeles and the Juice Cleanse Hell

Picture it. One week ago. I had been in Los Angeles for a little over five months, and I could already feel the metamorphosis. I have a gym membership. I bitch about traffic on the 405. I preface highways with “the”. I hike, for Christ’s sake. But there was one Los Angeles obstacle I had… Continue reading Los Angeles and the Juice Cleanse Hell