Tag: Selfie

Eight Irrefutable Signs He’s Not The One
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Eight Irrefutable Signs He’s Not The One

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If he doesn’t excite you more than the carpool lane Picture it. 5:30pm on the 405. You’ve never seen so many vehicles in your life. Bumper to bumper doesn’t even begin to explain this kind of traffic. You’re nearing tears. Then, out of the abyss, you spot the asphalt oasis. The leftmost lane. The Chosen… Continue reading Eight Irrefutable Signs He’s Not The One

Seven Basic Bitch Behaviors That Must Be Stopped
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Seven Basic Bitch Behaviors That Must Be Stopped

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1. The Mirror Selfie Repeat after me. Self-timer. Timer of self. Self-timer. I do not care what your bathroom looks like, nor do I ever care to know. If you’re gonna selfie, put in some effort. Christ. 2. The Selfie Combined with an Irrelevant Quote and/or Bible Verse Oh, does this baby get me going. You… Continue reading Seven Basic Bitch Behaviors That Must Be Stopped